I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
false alarm, still single
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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