Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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