weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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