Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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