if i died would you start the facebook group?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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