You're so nebulous sometimes
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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