Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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