whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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