I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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