How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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