your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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