Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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