he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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