I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Bring me that man meat
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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