im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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