that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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