So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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