Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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