I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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