Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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