i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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