She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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