Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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