i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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