so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
this is an emotional support booty call
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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