lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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