Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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