new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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