I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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