"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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