I don't think brook has ever known best
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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