its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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