I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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