Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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