You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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