Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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