when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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