I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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