I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
