so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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