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he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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