Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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