windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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