i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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