when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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