I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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