I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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