Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
as a side note pls kill me
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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