Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize