Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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