Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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