Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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