just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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