Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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