I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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