I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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