You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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