got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Can I color on your dick again?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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